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		<title>When Passover Becomes a Holiday of Oppression</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I came across another article about the high cost of Passover products. In Atlanta, a can of tuna costing $16.99, a $5 jar of jelly, and a $6 box of cereal . . . $24 for a box of matzah. The writer of the article quipped, &#8220;I felt like I was in a foreign country [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I came across another article about the high cost of Passover products. In Atlanta, a can of tuna costing $16.99, a $5 jar of  jelly, and a $6 box of cereal . . . $24 for a box of matzah. The writer of the article quipped, &#8220;I felt like I was in a foreign country  with rampant hyperinflation. Is this really in dollars? Maybe I&#8217;m  supposed to convert the currency. . . . It seems we should add  another question to the traditional four associated with Passover: Why  is this food so darn expensive?&#8221; I guess the political photo-op has expended its shelf-life. That&#8217;s too bad.</p>
<p>Another friend writes from New York, &#8220;The concern I will share today is most definitely not a new one, but  it is an issue that comes up every year, and we have yet to find an answer to this dilemma. Why in the world is <em>Pesach</em> food so expensive? The prices of <em>Pesach</em> food products are  outrageous. These kosher-for-Passover items, from ketchup, to  mayonnaise, to cakes, candies and dairy products are all so much more  expensive than these foodstuffs are during the year. Is there any good reason that a box of a handful of chocolate leaves  costs the kosher consumer over 7 dollars? Is there a good reason why a  bottle of <em>kosher l’Pesach</em> ketchup cost over a dollar more than  it does during the year? Why do I have to pay close to ten dollars for a  box of sorry tasting <em>kosher l’Pesach</em> sponge cake? Why do we continue to allow food companies to fleece us &#8211; yes, fleece  us &#8211; every year <em>Pesach</em> time?&#8221;</p>
<p>Oh, I could add to the stories from the Chicago area. A small package of cream cheese costs $6, a three pound kosher brisket 20% more, Houston, I think we have a problem here. Kosher slaughter houses are kosher for Passover all year round; they are not four star restaurants one could order a prime rib at. When the kosher companies like Streits, Manishegetz, and others charge such exorbitant sums, one must wonder for when kashrut businesses steal from the public, ask yourself an important but obvious question: Why should I rely upon their <em>hechser</em> (Kosher approval), if they are so darn unethical? Dear friends,<em> the Kosher Emperor has no clothes.</em> Another good friend of mine in New York told me that her family once spent $15,000 a week at a Passover certified hotel&#8211;where the food was rotten! I went to a once formerly 5 star restaurant where the food was fit for a Doggie Diner. <span id="more-6159"></span></p>
<p>Frankly, I think Jews should boycott all the companies that sell kosher and use some common sense instead and try to observe Passover the best way they know how. Heresy? Not really. We offer contrarian wisdom here, but I believe if Ashkenazi Jews could get over their halachic hangup with rice and beans, they could probably teach a most valuable lesson to the rabbinic supervisors and their companies that they would never forget.</p>
<p>A year ago in the heart of Harediville, New York, an edict signed by 30 prominent rabbis, declared, “One must be extra careful in circumstances where  a monetary loss will be incurred. . . . Now before  Passover, especially when the economy is so bad, we are reminding people  of the Jewish law concerning monopolies . . .  particularly at Passover when there is so much need.&#8221; Yet, this year, we hear nothing at all. Once again the rabbis are asleep at the wheel.</p>
<p>When I read about the endless tales in the news about rabbinic corruption in the American Kashrut industry, I wonder whether these culprits realize they are reinforcing every negative caricature about Jews in the proverbial anti-Semitic book. Don&#8217;t they care?</p>
<p>This kind of price gouging truly undermines the holiday of Pesach&#8211;by virtue of impoverishing those who care to seriously observe it. How can anyone look forward to this holiday knowing they are about to get ripped off? &#8220;Tradition!&#8221; you say? What a pity. We must do better.</p>
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		<title>When a Picture Is Worth More than a 1000 Words</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ramat Shlomo, East Jerusalem. Lower right corner: replica of 770 Eastern Parkway, the world headquarters of the Chabad-Lubavitch movement. (AP/ Ha’aretz.) The picture surprised me. At first I thought somebody thus superimposed it into the background, but this was not the case. Aside from looking completely out of place, I am amazed the Israeli government [...]]]></description>
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<p>Ramat Shlomo, East Jerusalem. Lower right corner: replica of 770 Eastern Parkway, the world headquarters of the Chabad-Lubavitch movement. (AP/ Ha’aretz.)</p>
<p>The picture surprised me. At first I thought somebody thus superimposed it into the background, but this was not the case. Aside from looking completely out of place, I am amazed the Israeli government would even allow a building that was not made up of limestone. One must wonder why the Chabad architects would choose a style that sets it apart from all the rest? The answer is only too obvious, Chabad loves being &#8220;different.&#8221;</p>
<p>For those of you who don&#8217;t know, there is another facsimile of the 770 Headquarters in Kfar Chabad. Something tells me they are planning to franchise the model. McDonald&#8217;s and Pizza Hut may have some competition in the next decade or so.</p>
<p><span id="comment-6a00d83451b71f69e201310f8e100b970c-content"><img src="http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:9l9YjFloDbT7DM:http://www.chabadtemple.com/media/images/7283.jpg" alt="" /></span></p>
<p><strong>I&#8217;m a member </strong></p>
<p><strong>And I approve this message.<br />
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<p>Yochanan composed another great melody I think everyone will enjoy.</p>
<p><strong>Apologies to the Animals:</strong></p>
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<p>There is a house in Jerusalem<br />
They call the Rising Son [1]<br />
And it&#8217;s been the ruin of many a Chasid<br />
Hashem, I know I&#8217;m one<span id="more-5326"></span></p>
<p>My mother was a hatter<br />
She sewed my new fedora<br />
My father was a talmid chacham<br />
Down with his gemara</p>
<p>Now the only thing a shaliach needs<br />
Is tefillin for Chabadniks<br />
And the only time he&#8217;s satisfied<br />
Is when he is a nudnik</p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212; klezmer solo &#8212;&#8212;</p>
<p>Oh mammaleh tell your children<br />
Not to do what I have done<br />
Spend your lives in messianic heresy<br />
In the House of the Rising Son</p>
<p>Well, I got one foot near the kotel<br />
The other foot in 770<br />
I&#8217;m goin&#8217; back to Brooklyn, New York<br />
To where the air is heavenly</p>
<p>Well, there is a house in Jerusalem<br />
They call the Rising Son<br />
And it&#8217;s been the ruin of many a Chasid<br />
Oy vey, I know I&#8217;m one</p>
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<p><strong>Notes:</strong></p>
<p><strong>[1]</strong> The recurring phrase &#8220;Rising Son,&#8221; is a pun and parody of the Chabad  belief that Rabbi Schneersohn is going to literally &#8220;rise from the  grave,&#8221; and claim to be the King Messiah.</p>
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		<title>100 One-Liners</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A friend of mine sent me 100 one-liners: You can&#8217;t ride two horses with one tuchas (one &#8220;ass&#8221;) A pretty face is expensive. 43% of all statistics are worthless. 7/5th of all people do not understand fractions. 99% of lawyers are giving the rest a bad name. A bachelor’s life is no life for a [...]]]></description>
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<li>A friend of mine sent me 100 one-liners:</li>
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<li>You can&#8217;t ride two horses with one<em> tuchas </em>(one &#8220;ass&#8221;)</li>
<li>A pretty face is expensive.</li>
<li>43% of all statistics are worthless.</li>
<li>7/5th of all people do not understand fractions.</li>
<li>99% of lawyers are giving the rest a bad name.</li>
<li>A bachelor’s life is no life for a single man.</li>
<li>A bad plan is better than no plan.</li>
<li>A city is a large community where people are lonesome together.</li>
<li>A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.</li>
<li>A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.</li>
<li>A day for firm decisions! Or is it?</li>
<li>A day without sun shine is like, you know, night.</li>
<li>A drunk mans’ words are a sober mans’ thoughts.</li>
<li>A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.</li>
<li>A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn’t.</li>
<li>A gentleman is a patient wolf.</li>
<li>A good pun is its own reword.</li>
<li>A little bit of powder, a little bit of paint, makes a girl’s complexion seem what it ain’t.</li>
<li>A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.</li>
<li>A long-forgotten loved one will appear soon. Buy the negatives at any price.</li>
<li>A man on a date wonders if he’ll get lucky. The woman already knows.<span id="more-5121"></span></li>
<li>A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small package.</li>
<li>A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.</li>
<li>A person is just about as big as the things that make them angry.</li>
<li>A professor is one who talks in someone else’s sleep.</li>
<li>A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience.</li>
<li>A religious war is like children fighting over who has the strongest imaginary friend.</li>
<li>A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic. — <em>Joseph Stalin</em></li>
<li>A smart man covers his ass, a wise man leaves his pants on.</li>
<li>A Smith &amp; Wesson beats four aces.</li>
<li>A smoking section in a restaurant is like a peeing section in a pool.</li>
<li>A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students</li>
<li>A weekend wasted isn’t a wasted weekend.</li>
<li>A witty saying proves nothing.</li>
<li>According to my calculations the problem doesn’t exist.</li>
<li>Admit nothing, deny everything and make counter-accusations.</li>
<li>Adult: One old enough to know better.</li>
<li>After all is said and done, more is said than done.</li>
<li>Alcohol is not the answer, it just makes you forget the question.</li>
<li>All generalisations are dangerous, even this one.</li>
<li>All hope abandon, ye who enter here!</li>
<li>All programmers are optimists. — <em>Frederick P. Brooks, Jr</em></li>
<li>All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.</li>
<li>All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.</li>
<li>All work and no play, will make you a manager.</li>
<li>Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.</li>
<li>Am I ranting? I hope so. My ranting gets raves.</li>
<li>An apple every eight hours will keep three doctors away.</li>
<li>An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.</li>
<li>Any clod can have the facts, but having an opinion is an art.</li>
<li>Any time things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something.</li>
<li>Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.</li>
<li>Anybody with money to burn will easily find someone to tend the fire.</li>
<li>Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.</li>
<li>Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.</li>
<li>Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.</li>
<li>Are you wearing lipstick? Well, mind if I taste it?</li>
<li>Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.</li>
<li>As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.</li>
<li>Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups.</li>
<li>Atheists can do whatever the hell they want.</li>
<li>Attitude determines your altitude.</li>
<li>Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay…</li>
<li>Bad spellers of the world untie!</li>
<li>Bald guys never have a bad hair day.</li>
<li>Batteries not included.</li>
<li>Be good – and if you can’t be good, be careful.</li>
<li>Be good; if you can’t be good, have fun.</li>
<li>Be naughty – save santa the trip.</li>
<li>Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.</li>
<li>Be safety conscious. 80% of people are caused by accidents.</li>
<li>Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.</li>
<li>Beauty lasts for a moment, but ugly goes on and on and on.</li>
<li>Beer – the reason I wake up every afternoon.</li>
<li>Best viewed on my computer.</li>
<li>Better late than really late.</li>
<li>Between two evils always pick the one you haven’t tried.</li>
<li>Biology grows on you.</li>
<li>Blondes may have more fun, but brunettes remember it the next day.</li>
<li>Bravery is being the only one who knows you’re afraid.</li>
<li>Canis meus it comedit. My dog ate it.</li>
<li>Carpenter’s rule: cut to fit; beat into place.</li>
<li>Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.</li>
<li>Chaos, panic, pandemonium – my work here is done.</li>
<li>Character is what you are. Reputation is what people think you are.</li>
<li>Chicago law prohibits eating in a place that is on fire.</li>
<li>Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.</li>
<li>Clones are people two.</li>
<li>Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language.</li>
<li>Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum. I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.</li>
<li>Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.</li>
<li>Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?</li>
<li>Courage is being afraid but going on anyhow.</li>
<li>Crime doesn’t pay… does that mean my job is a crime?</li>
<li>Criminal Lawyer – a redundant phrase.</li>
<li>Cult: It just means not enough people to make a minority.</li>
<li>Dawn is nature’s way of telling you to go to bed.</li>
<li>Depression is merely anger without the enthusiasm.</li>
<li>Do not attribute to malice what can as easily be attributed to stupidity.</li>
<li>Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?</li>
<li>Does the noise in my head bother you?</li>
<li>Don’t argue with a fool. The spectators can’t tell the difference.</li>
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		<title>Postscript: Rav Sternbach &#8220;Excommunicates&#8221; Rabbi Batzri&#8217;s Dybbuk</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Aristotle and the great Greek writers like Euripides, Sophocles, and Aristophanes regarded irony (from the ancient Greek noun  εἰρωνεία  [eirōneía] meaning hypocrisy, deception, or feigned ignorance) as a situation where an observer sees an incongruous circumstance that evokes paradox and laughter. Irony suggests that there is a profound polar difference between appearance and reality, between [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Aristotle and the great Greek writers like Euripides, Sophocles, and Aristophanes regarded irony (from the ancient Greek noun  εἰρωνεία  [<em>eirōneía</em>] meaning hypocrisy, deception, or feigned ignorance) as a situation where an observer sees an incongruous circumstance that evokes paradox and laughter. Irony suggests that there is a profound polar difference between appearance and reality, between expectation and fulfillment. The Bible also has many stories about irony; perhaps its most famous story about irony is the birth of Isaac&#8211;a tale that evokes laughter and paradox.</p>
<p>Quite typically, truth invariably triumphs over the players who are involved within its web of intrigue. With theatrical performances, the  irony is always obvious to the audience, but never to the characters in the  play. In terms of my own personal theology, I believe that God speaks to us through the ironic. What man proposes, God disposes&#8211;it is God, Who has the last &#8220;laugh.&#8221; God is the ultimate comic. Our following story is an excellent example as to how the ironic sometimes functions in our spiritual lives.</p>
<p>Who needs Hollywood, when you have Skype and Youtube?</p>
<div style="width: 300px;"><a href="http://www.vosizneias.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/btz4.gif"><img title="btz4" src="http://www.vosizneias.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/btz4-300x221.gif" alt="Rav Batzri trying to  talk to Dibuk via Skype connection in Brazil" width="300" height="221" /></a><span> </span></div>
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<p>(Rav Batzri trying to converse with Mr. Dybbuk via Skype connection in Brazil)</p>
<p>See our previous post on <strong>Kabbalist David Batzri, Exorcist Extraordinaire </strong></p>
<p>Welcome back to the world of 14th century Judaism.</p>
<p>Well, Rav Batzri may require the help of the Ghostbusters or a Catholic priest, or even Jack Bauer to get rid of this troublesome spirit. By all accounts, the dybbuk [1] proved to be too much of a match for the famous Israeli Kabbalist, who built a reputation on defeating the evil spirits that threaten Israel and the world. At the ceremony, Rav Batrzi urged the demented spirit to leave the body via the mouth, but evidently such an extraction was considered to be too dangerous and dangerous it was. Reports say that the dybbuk started coming up through the throat, as his voice changed and he started choking, when Rav Batzri screamed at it to go back down and not come out that way, but only through his big toe.</p>
<p>What a strange way to exit the human body!</p>
<p>Well, the dybbuk had other plans, and so he decided to take up residence elsewhere in the body&#8211;to parts unknown. Perhaps Rav Batzri should have mapquested the directions to the confused dybbuk so that he might leave his host&#8217;s body in the most expeditious manner.  Fearing the dybbuk&#8217;s revenge, Rav Batzri decided to go to the Haredi Beth Din of Jerusalem, and seek help from Rav Moshe Sternbach, who is better known as a Talmudic and Halachic scholar than he is an exorcist.<span id="more-4503"></span></p>
<p>Upon the request of VIN  News, the word got circulated that Rav Sternbach, Rosh Av Bait Din (Chief Justice of the rabbinical court) of  the Eidah, released a <em>p’sak</em> (halachic decree) from the bait din placing the dybbuk in a  state of <em>cherem</em> (&#8220;excommunication&#8221;), thus formally forbidding it from causing any  harm to Rav Batzri. Now in practical terms, once a dybbuk is placed in <em>cherem</em>, nobody will be permitted to interact with the dybbuk; nor will the dybbuk be permitted to be part of a minyan, nor can he serve as a witness in a Jewish court. For all intensive  purposes, the Haredi community will consider the dybbuk as if he were &#8220;dead.&#8221; But wait a minute, isn&#8217;t the dybbuk already dead? Secondly, if the dybbuk refused Rav Batzri, why would it care what Rav Sternbach has to say?</p>
<p>But wait, the story gets even more interesting . . .</p>
<p>Latest word: Rav Sternbach categorically denies his role in the entire story.  Actually, he claims that the &#8220;possessed&#8221; person was really  mentally-ill.  He also expressed dismay that thousands of people  believed that this was a dybuk and were involved with Rav Batzri&#8217;s  ceremony.<!--more--></p>
<p>Gee, what a surprise. As one critical Haredi astutely observes, &#8220;Perhaps these gadolim (Torah giants&#8221;) are just as clueless and fanatical as their  thousands of followers. Thousands watched some cyber operation by  gadolim to remove a &#8220;dybuk&#8221; through WiFi by screaming and blowing a  Sheep&#8217;s horn! Give me a break from this insanity please! Exorcisms are  still performed in the most backwards tribes in Africa and poorest  countries in South America. But now we have Gadolim who do this too in  2010!&#8221;</p>
<p>Somehow, I do not think the Brazilian man was the only  one missing a few screws. I hope Rav Sternbach quietly recommends some medication and psychiatric care for Rav Batzri.  We wish him a speedy recovery. By the way, the Shofar blast is bad enough to drive its listeners batty.</p>
<p>One suspects that like the indefatigable fighter Rocky Balboa, Rav Batzri will be back in the ring for another round with the dybbuk.</p>
<p>We wish him luck.</p>
<p><strong>Video of dybbuk exorcism performed in Dimona, Israel in April,  1999 by Rabbi David Batzri </strong></p>
<p>http://www.vosizneias.com/46538/2010/01/09/jerusalem-rav-sternbuch-brazil-dibuk-story-noting-more-than-mental-illness</p>
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<p><strong>Notes:</strong></p>
<p><strong>[1]</strong> Wikipedia defines the dybbuk as spirits &#8220;who are believed to have escaped from Gehenna  (a Hebrew term loosely analogous to the concept of Hell) or to  have been turned away from Gehenna for serious transgressions, such as suicide,  for which the soul is denied entry. The word &#8220;dybbuk&#8221; is derived from  the Hebrew דיבוק, meaning &#8220;attachment&#8221;; the dybbuk attaches  itself to the body of a living person and inhabits the flesh. According  to belief, a soul that has been unable to fulfill its function during  its lifetime is given another opportunity to do so in dybbuk form. It  supposedly leaves the host body once it has accomplished its goal,  sometimes after being helped.&#8221;<sup id="cite_ref-1"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dybbuk#cite_note-1"><span> </span></a></sup></p>
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<p><strong>Debating Evolution in Israel</strong></p>
<p>The United States is not the only place where creationists attempt to redesign the science curriculum in textbooks. Israel&#8217;s chief scientist in Israel&#8217;s ministry of education, Gavriel Avital, &#8220;sparked a furor&#8221; by questioning the reliability of evolution and global warming, leading to calls for his dismissal, according to Haaretz (Feb. 21, 2010).</p>
<p>Avital asserts, &#8220;If textbooks state explicitly that human beings&#8217; origins are to be  found with monkeys, I would want students to pursue and grapple with  other opinions. There are many people who don&#8217;t believe  the evolutionary account is correct,&#8221; he was quoted as saying. &#8220;There  are those for whom evolution is a religion and are unwilling to hear  about anything else. Part of my responsibility, in light of my position  with the Education Ministry, is to examine textbooks and curricula.&#8221;</p>
<p>Of course all thus sounds quite familiar to those of us who are debating the merits and demerits of the Intelligent Design theories in this country. Frankly, I personally see nothing wrong with raising the issues that science confronts today. For those who argue that Intelligent Design is bogus science, wouldn&#8217;t it be interesting for students to at least participate in a scientific debate  and understand why it is bogus science? If science is to be relevant to students, then it should take on the issues that confront its accepted wisdom.</p>
<p>I wonder: how many students really understand why the geocentric view of the solar system is scientifically incorrect? Physicists have long argued whether light functions more like a wave or like a particle? The history of science is fascinating. Why shouldn&#8217;t students see how scientific views of universe evolves?</p>
<p>Now, with respect to the Anthropic Principle, this is a theory in modern physics that does have very interesting theological and philosophical implications. Why should this theory be banned from discussion? Are we so insecure in our beliefs that we are afraid to entertain the great questions that have puzzled many of the world&#8217;s greatest philosophers, scientists, and thinkers since the time of Aristotle? What ever happened to the love of learning? <span id="more-4356"></span></p>
<p>In Israel, as with the United States, religious communities have an invested interest in controlling the curriculum; they desire to introduce religion any way they can.</p>
<p>Now, as some teachers have informed me, there is only so much time to  teach a science course to a class. This is probably true with states  like New York, where there are Regents exams. Maybe a course in the  Philosophy of Science might be an area where discussions of this sort  can be generated.</p>
<p><strong>Questions on Global Warming</strong></p>
<p>With respect to the global warming issue is also an important issue to debate in the classrooms as well. Al Gore has made a very good living acting as the apostle for global warming prognostications. Hackers recently broke into the data-bank  of the University of East Anglia’s Hadley Climatic Research Centre downloaded 1079 e-mails and 72 documents of various types and published them to an anonymous FTP server. These files appear to contain highly sensitive information that, if genuine, could prove extremely embarrassing to the authors of the e-mails involved. Those authors include some of the most celebrated names among proponents of the theory of anthropogenic global warming (AGW). &#8230;</p>
<p>It seems that the emails show how scientists manipulated data to bolster their argument that global warming is genuine and is being caused by human actions.</p>
<p>One paper reported:</p>
<p>* Call for public inquiry into global warming &#8216;manipulation&#8217;<br />
* 2008 was the year man-made global warming was disproved<br />
* Kofi Annan: 300,000 people die every year from climate change. Really?</p>
<p><strong>The Environmental Infallibility of Al Gore</strong></p>
<p>Politics and science do not belong in the classroom either; it is as offensive to me as religion and science&#8211;especially when educators use agendas to close off discussion. Al Gore still refuses to submit his work to peer-reviewed studies.</p>
<p>Of course, not too many global-warming advocates raise the possibility that the sun may have more to do with global warming than we realize. The sun is by far the single most powerful driving force on our climate, and the  fact is we do not understand how it affects us. NASA says that the Martian South Pole&#8217;s ice cap has been shrinking for three  summers <strong>&#8230;</strong> Even the planet Jupiter appears to be warming up as well.</p>
<p>When Al Gore says that the sun is not to blame for recent  global  warming: mankind and fossil fuels are&#8211;we must believe him. Right.  Maybe greedy corporations are not just destroying the environment on this planet, but they are also affecting other planets as well, right, Mr. Gore? So  Al Gore must be correct when he  said, &#8220;The scientific data is in. There  is no more debate&#8221;&#8211;at least not for him.</p>
<p>Oh well &#8230;</p>
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<p>Kudos go to Yochanan Lavie for his latest composition:</p>
<p><span id="comment-6a00d83451b71f69e201310f3fe383970c-content">Apologies  to the Monkees:</span></p>
<p>Here we come, crawling<br />
Down the street.<br />
We get the angriest looks from<br />
Ev&#8217;ry rabbi we meet.</p>
<p>Chorus:<br />
Hey, hey, we&#8217;re the Monkeys<br />
And people say we monkey around.<br />
But we&#8217;re too busy evolving<br />
To put anybody down.</p>
<p>We go wherever we need to,<br />
do what we&#8217;re adapted to do<br />
We don&#8217;t have time to get restless,<br />
To fight fundamentalist Jews.</p>
<p>chorus</p>
<p>We&#8217;re just tryin&#8217; to be fittest,<br />
Come and watch us make tools all day,<br />
We&#8217;re your closest relations,<br />
In the animal kingdom, oy vey!</p>
<p>Any time, Or anywhere,<br />
Just look at your apposable thumbs<br />
Darwin is in the air</p>
<p>chorus</p>
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<div>Now, who says the Haredim don&#8217;t have a good sense of humor?</div>
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<p>Posted by Yochanan Lavie on 28.02.10 at 4:18 pm</p></div>
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<p>‘Twas the night before Purim, when all through the shul</p>
<p>Not a creature was stirring, not even a mule;</p>
<p>The stockings were hung by the aron with care,</p>
<p>In hopes that St. Mordecai soon would be there;</p>
<p>The children were nestled all snug in their pews,</p>
<p>While visions of humantashen danced in their shoes;</p>
<p>And mammaleh in her ‘kerchief, and I in my kipah,</p>
<p>Had just settled down for a late winter’s sleepa,</p>
<p>When out in the shul there arose such a clatter,</p>
<p>I looked from the megillah to see what was the matter.</p>
<p>Away to the window I flew like a flash,</p>
<p>Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.</p>
<p>The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow</p>
<p>Gave the lustre of chatzot to objects below,</p>
<p>When, what to my wondering eyes should show,<span id="more-4344"></span></p>
<p>But a miniature grogger telling Haman to go,</p>
<p>With a little old maidel, so lively and festive,</p>
<p>I knew in a moment it must be St. Esther.</p>
<p>More rapid than eagles the groggers they rattled,</p>
<p>And they whistled, and shouted, as Haman they battled:<!--more--></p>
<p>“Parshandatha, and Dalphon, and Aspatha, and Poratha, and Adalia, and  Aridatha,<br />
Parmashta, and Arisai, and Aridai, and Vaizatha,”</p>
<p>To the top of the gallows! to the top of the tree!</p>
<p>Now dash away! dash away! dash away thee!”</p>
<p>As slush that before the morning sun plops,</p>
<p>As the temperature rises, like a tchinek is hocked,</p>
<p>So down to the bottom of the halters they dropped,</p>
<p>With the sleigh full of shalach manot, and St. Mordecai too.</p>
<p>And then, in a twinkling, I heard in the shul</p>
<p>The dancing and applauding of each happy Jew.</p>
<p>As I drew in my head, and was turning around,</p>
<p>Down the chimney St. Mordecai came with a bound.</p>
<p>He was dressed all in purple, from his head to his tuchus,</p>
<p>And his clothes were all garnished with kasha and varniskes;</p>
<p>A bundle of shalach manot he had flung on his back,</p>
<p>Like a Lower East Side peddler just opening his pack.</p>
<p>His eyes — how they twinkled! his dimples how freilich!</p>
<p>His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a dreidel! [wrong holiday!]</p>
<p>His droll little payot were drawn up like a bow,</p>
<p>And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow;</p>
<p>The stump of a pipe he held tight like a villain,</p>
<p>And the smoke it encircled his head like tefillin;</p>
<p>He had a broad face and a little round pupik,</p>
<p>That shook, when he laughed like a tray full of cupcakes.</p>
<p>He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old Yid,</p>
<p>And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of my Id;</p>
<p>A wink of his eye and a twist of his keppie,</p>
<p>Soon gave me to know I had nothing to worry;</p>
<p>He spoke not a word, but went straight to his avodah,</p>
<p>And gave us shalach manot; then drank Mountain Dew soda,</p>
<p>And laying his finger aside of his payot,</p>
<p>And doing a schuckle, the chimney he went up;</p>
<p>He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a yashar koach,</p>
<p>And away they all flew like a Chabad shiliach</p>
<p>But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of the way,</p>
<p>“Happy Purim to all, and to all an oy vey.”</p>
<p>Posted by: Yochanan Lavie | February 28, 2010 at 10:58 AM</p></div>
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		<description><![CDATA[Purim has a &#8220;carnivalesque&#8221;  quality both in terms of its original narrative, as well as how the holiday is celebrated. Despite its joyous display of festivities and mardi gras, the holiday masks a very serious reality&#8212;the precarious nature of Jewish survival. One of my favorite literary critics, the 20th century Russian literary critic Mikhail Bakhtin, [...]]]></description>
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<p>One of my favorite literary critics, the 20th century Russian literary critic Mikhail Bakhtin, defined the carnivalesque as a literary mode that subverts and liberates the  assumptions of the dominant style or atmosphere through humor, chaos, and paradox.</p>
<p>The carnivalesque vision is utopian in that it exposes the hierarchical distinctions of our social order as arbitrary, relative&#8211;a matter of social convention.  Hans Christian Andersen&#8217;s famous short story,<em> The Emperor&#8217;s New Clothes</em>, illustrates the carnivalesque spirit that ridicules monarchs who believe that their social position makes them inherently superior to the common person is altogether ridiculous&#8211;even illusory.</p>
<p>The experience of the carnival&#8211;with all the social niceties, hierarchies within a given social order, perceptions of truth, the concepts of reverence or piety and etiquettes&#8211;are  profaned and overturned by normally suppressed voices and energies. A fool may suddenly appear wise, kings may transform into beggars, worlds of opposites co-mingle as if reality itself has turned upside down upon its head.</p>
<p>Many of Bahktin&#8217;s ideas can be seen in the story of how Esther and Mordechai thwarted a genocide that was being planned against the Jewish people.</p>
<p>In the book of Esther, the king&#8217;s penchant for partying, immediately displays to the reader a surreal world where the beautiful Queen Vashti is suddenly treated as  though she were a common stripper at a bachelor party.<span id="more-4304"></span></p>
<p>Vashti&#8217;s transformation as a well-respected woman to someone who is banished from the kingdom is contrasted by an equally far-fetched scenario&#8211;Esther&#8217;s ascent to the royal throne. No sooner does Esther become queen, a deadly threat  emerges that threatens the people of Esther&#8211;Haman.</p>
<p>Haman&#8217;s rise to power is mysterious and rapid. No sooner had the Jews started to feel comfortable in their new Persian home, then suddenly&#8211;they are about to be annihilated by a foe who hates them for merely being religiously different.</p>
<p>As with Vashti and Esther, Haman&#8217;s ending is equally unpredictable as it is topsy-turvy. The man who obviously aspires to become king, ends up getting hung or impaled because of his hubris. Normalcy returns to the kingdom and the Jews live to see another day&#8211;and then some.</p>
<p>Even God undergoes a carnivalesque transformation in Esther. Far from being the revealed Deity of the Exodus, God is invisible throughout the Esther narrative. Yet, it is when God is most hidden, His Presence can still be felt through the downfall of the Jews&#8217; archetypal enemy&#8211;Haman.</p>
<p>The biblical writer of Esther wished to convey the precariousness of  Jewish survival; the fact that the Jewish people survive its enemies  is providential; ultimately, the villains of history get their just deserts.</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[Whenever I celebrated Purim in Me&#8217;ah Sharim, the Haredi epicenter of Jerusalem, I always marveled at the costumes the Haaredim used to wear. Every year, the Haredim participate in cross-dressing. Haredim in drag. What a sight to behold. Haredim and Hasidim literally let their hair down. Any good Christian bible reader knows that cross-dressing is forbidden [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Whenever I celebrated Purim in Me&#8217;ah Sharim, the Haredi epicenter of Jerusalem, I always marveled at the costumes the Haaredim used to wear. Every year, the Haredim participate in cross-dressing. Haredim in drag. What a sight to behold. Haredim and Hasidim literally let their hair down.</p>
<p>Any good Christian bible reader knows that cross-dressing is forbidden in the Torah. Men are forbidden to dress as women, since the proscription reads, &#8220;neither shall a man put on a woman&#8217;s garment, neither may a man wear a woman&#8217;s garment &#8221; (Deut. 22:5).</p>
<p>The law aims to maintain gender distinctions, while preventing potentially licentious behavior.  Cross-dressing during Purim is nothing new in Halachic literature; pious Jews have been cross-dressing on this holiday for several centuries.</p>
<p>In the 16th century, somebody asked Rabbi Moshe Iserseles (a.k.a., &#8220;Rema&#8221;), whether cross-dressing on Purim was permitted or not. Rema cites two opinions, one says, &#8220;Yea!&#8221; while the other says, &#8220;Nay!&#8221; (and the cross-dresser says, &#8220;Hurray!&#8221;). Rema rules that it is permitted to follow the more lenient opinion. [1]<span id="more-4200"></span></p>
<p>Rabbi <span onclick="Page_Glossary.complete_show(this);" onmouseover="show_glossary(this);" onmouseout="Page_Glossary.hide(this);">Israel</span> Meir Kagan (1838-1933), author of the Mishnah Berurah,  cites several halachic authorities who recommend that the custom of Purim cross-dressing be abolished and prohibit this practice. [2]  R. Kagan notes, &#8220;Likewise, as far as I can see, the vast majority  of later rabbis who discuss this issue in their Responsa is to prohibit the practice, citing other earlier authorities who call it <em>wicked</em>.&#8221;[3]</p>
<p>Based on Jungian psychology,  the Haredi cross-dressing reflects the men&#8217;s unconscious desire to consciously integrate its feminine side, which he terms the <em>anima</em>.</p>
<p>In a sexually repressed and rigid society where the anima is not integrated with the animus, people will inevitably but unconsciously try to unite feminine and masculine aspects of their personalities together. While cross-dressing may look like innocent fun, the Purim celebration really &#8220;masks&#8221; (pardon the pun) a much different kind of psychological dynamic that may not be too obvious to the non-discerning eye.</p>
<p>In broad terms, the entire psychological process of the individual, men need to get in touch with their anima development by becoming aware of his  feelings and emotions. By doing so, men will gradually become more receptive to experiencing broader spirituality that will enable them to get in touch with the intuitive processes, creativity and imagination.  Ultimately, he will show more psychic sensitivity towards himself and others.</p>
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<p><strong>Notes:</strong></p>
<p><strong>[1]</strong> O.H. 696:8.</p>
<p><strong>[2]</strong> Cf. Shach an dCTaz on YD 182.</p>
<p><strong>[3]</strong> MB on O.H. 696:8.</p>
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		<title>The Hasidic origin of &#8220;Simcha Monica&#8221; formerly known as, &#8220;Santa Monica&#8221; (Revised)</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A few days ago, I had a friendly discussion with Rabbi Yisrael Goldberg, a young Chabadnik who lives in New Jersey. In the course of our talk, he mentioned that in California, the late Rabbi Avraymo Levitanski (a former teacher of mine) referred to Santa Monica as &#8220;Simcha Monica,&#8221; and San Diego or San Francisco [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A few days ago, I had a friendly discussion with Rabbi Yisrael Goldberg, a young Chabadnik who lives in New Jersey. In the course of our talk, he mentioned that in California, the late Rabbi Avraymo Levitanski (a former teacher of mine) referred to Santa Monica as &#8220;Simcha Monica,&#8221; and San Diego or San Francisco as S. Diego and S. Fransisco. &#8220;Simcha Monica&#8221; was a new designation I hadn&#8217;t heard before; the name actually made me chuckle.</p>
<p>By the way, &#8220;Simcha Monica&#8221; roughly means, &#8220;Monica is happy.&#8221; I am not sure whether this name was given during the time of the Clinton and Monica Lewinski scandal, I suspect not. Actually, the real reason Monica is happy has nothing to do with Bill Clinton.  Historically, for those of you who are unfamiliar with the ORIGINAL  Monica  (331 – 387 CE ), Monica was both the Algerian Christian saint and  mother of Augustine of Hippo, the greatest Christian theologian of Late Antiquity. Augustine, ex-lover and whore-monger, loved extolling his mother&#8217;s virtues in his <em>Confessions</em>.</p>
<p>If my sense of humor seems off-colored, it&#8217;s because God speaks to me in the language of humor and irony.  Let us return to our topic at hand. At first blush, it seemed there might be some scriptural support for this unusual practice among the Chabad rabbis. Consider two verses: &#8220;Give heed to all that I have told you. Never mention the name of any other god; it shall not be heard from your lips&#8221; (Exod. 23:13) and &#8220;There must be no foreign god among you; you must not worship an alien god&#8221; (Psa. 81:10).</p>
<p>So I started thinking, it seems that the Chabad rabbis are rather inconsistent because the names found in the Gregorian calendar are actually based on the names of pagan deities of antiquity. If  no other gods or goddesses are to be  mentioned, how can Chabad rabbis refer to the name of actual deities whenever they use a secular calendar or at least refer to it in their daily conversation?</p>
<p>Here are some examples:</p>
<p>May derives from the Roman fertility goddess named <em>Maia</em>.</p>
<p>April is traditionally identified with Venus. April  may possibly derive from Aprilis, the Etruscan Apru, which is also a diminutive of Aphrodite&#8211;the Greek goddess of beauty and fertility. The Latin verb <em>aperire</em>, &#8220;to open,&#8221;  and is related to the Greek name for spring  ἁνοιξις (opening),  the time of the year when spring begins bloom with flowers and trees.</p>
<p>June alludes to Juno, the Roman goddess who served as protector and special counselor of the state.</p>
<p>Indeed, several other examples can be mentioned, but I believe we have made our point perfectly clear. If the Chabad rabbis used Hebrew names for the months, that would make a lot more sense. Then again, even the Hebrew calendar refers to the Sumerian and Babylonian deity known as Tammuz, who is mentioned in biblical times (cf. Eze. 8:14).</p>
<p>Who exactly was Tammuz? He was the chief Sumerian deity, also known as Dumazi&#8211;the god of <span lang="en-us">fertility, of vegetation and agriculture, of death and resurrection, and the patron of shepherds. Dumzai was both the son and consort of Ashtar (Inanna). In the Sumerian mythic pantheon, </span><span lang="en-us">Tammuz</span><span lang="en-us"> represented the annual vegetation cycle of death during the heat of summer and the rebirth of life with the coming of the fall and spring rains, as mythically recounted in the Akkadian poem, “Inanna’s Descent into the Netherworld.” </span></p>
<p>When our ancestors went to Babylon, they adopted the Babylonian names of the months during the 70 year exile in Babylon, which also  included Tammuz!  The 17th of Tammuz is a special fast day in Jewish tradition. I suspect that the ancient Jews either viewed Tammuz nuch like we now view the days of the week.  <span lang="en-us">If it didn&#8217;t historically bother our people in times of antiquity, then why should it bother us whether S. Monica is Santa Monica?</span></p>
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<p><span lang="en-us">Then again, we have  the days of the week. Each day is dedicated to the pagan goddesses and gods of antiquity. For example: </span></p>
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<li style="line-height: 18px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 12pt;"><strong>Sunday.</strong> Latin: <em>dies solis </em>- &#8220;Sun Day.&#8221; Sunday celebrates the sun god, Ra, Helios, Apollo, Ogmios, Mithrias, or the sun goddess, Phoebe.  In the year 321 CE, the Roman Emperor Constantine ruled that the first day of the week, &#8216;the venerable day of the sun&#8217;, should be a day of rest.  The name was later changed to <em>dies Dominica,</em> &#8220;Lord&#8217;s Day&#8221; in ecclesiastical tradition.</li>
<li style="line-height: 18px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 12pt;"><strong>Monday.</strong> Latin: <em>lunae dies -</em> &#8220;Moon Day.&#8221; Monday was named in honor of the Assyrian goddess, Selene, Luna and Mani. In old English, <em>mon(an)daeg</em> meant &#8220;day of the moon.&#8221;</li>
<li style="line-height: 18px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 12pt;"><strong>Tuesday.</strong> Latin: <em>dies Martis</em> &#8211; &#8220;Day of Mars.&#8221;  In Greek mythology <em>Ares</em> was the god of war (renamed &#8220;Mars&#8221; by the Romans). In English, &#8220;Tuesday&#8221; comes from <em>Tiu </em>(Twia), the English/Germanic god of war and the sky (identified with the Nordic god called Tyr).</li>
<li style="line-height: 18px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 12pt;"><strong>Wednesday.</strong> Latin: <em>dies Mercurii</em> &#8211; &#8220;Day of Mercury.&#8221; In Greek mythology <em>Hermes</em> was the god of trade and commerce (renamed &#8220;Mercury&#8221; by the Romans). In English, the name &#8220;Wednesday&#8221; derives from the Scandinavian god Odin, the chief god of Norse mythology. <em>Woden</em> is the chief Anglo-Saxon/Teutonic god, the leader of the Wild Hunt.</li>
<li style="line-height: 18px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 12pt;"><strong>Thursday.</strong> Latin: <em>dies Iovis</em> &#8211; &#8220;Day of Jupiter.&#8221; In Greek mythology <em>Zeus</em> was the god of the sky (renamed &#8220;Jupiter&#8221; by the Romans). The English word &#8220;Thursday&#8221; comes from the Middle English <em>Thorsday,</em> refering to &#8220;Thor&#8221; (the Nordic counterpart to Jupiter).</li>
<li style="line-height: 18px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 12pt;"><strong>Friday.</strong> Latin: <em>dies Veneris</em> &#8211; &#8220;Day of Venus.&#8221; In Greek mythology <em>Aphrodite</em> was the goddess of love/fertility (renamed &#8220;Venus&#8221; by the Romans). The name &#8220;Friday&#8221; comes from <em>Freya (Fria),</em> the name of the Norse god Odin&#8217;s wife and Teutonic goddess of love, beauty, and fertility.</li>
<li style="line-height: 18px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 12pt;"><strong>Saturday.</strong> Latin: <em>dies Saturni</em> &#8211; &#8220;Day of Saturn.&#8221; In Greek mythology <em>Cronus</em> was the god of the harvest (renamed &#8220;Saturn&#8221; by the Romans) who ruled until dethroned by his son Zeus.</li>
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<p><span lang="en-us">So, I wonder: If the Chabad rabbis want to pick on just the Christian saints that they don&#8217;t recognize, I am OK with their choice. However, for consistency, I think they should make it a conscious point to use the Hebrew designations of the months, with the notable exception of Tammuz. By the same token, they shouldn&#8217;t use the weekday names either for the reasons mentioned above.</span></p>
<p><span lang="en-us">On a more serious note, I suspect the Chabad movement feels disdain toward Christianity in general and toward Catholic saints in particular. For the greater part of its history, the Catholic Church has not been friendly toward the Jews. </span><span lang="en-us">In some respects, Chabad rabbis are like many atheists, agnostics, and other non-believers who refuse to say &#8220;Christmas,&#8221; because they do not believe in Christ. Instead, they refer to Christmas as, &#8220;Xmas.&#8221;</span></p>
<p><span lang="en-us">Now what about the consistency issue? I don&#8217;t expect Chabad to start using Hebrew language or Hebonics to avoid mentioning the names of the gods and goddesses of antiquity. Is it logical? No, not really. But again, who ever said religion is supposed to be &#8220;rational&#8221;? The evidence indicates that religion is anything but logical! </span></p>
<p>Inquiring minds await for an answer from our Chabad friends. Please, feel free to reply.</p>
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		<title>From Haroses to Neurosis &#8212; A Freudian View on the new Haredi &#8220;Personal Mechitza&#8221;</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Who says religious people aren&#8217;t funny? Where is Jay Leno when you need him? From the rabbinic savants who introduced separate sidewalks, segregated buses, and separate shopping hours for men and women in Israel, their rabbis are now encouraging Haredi airline passengers to hang a new type of mechitza – a halachic barrier to separate [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Who says religious people aren&#8217;t funny? Where is Jay Leno when you need him?</p>
<p>From the rabbinic savants who introduced separate sidewalks, segregated buses, and separate shopping hours for men and women in Israel, their rabbis are now encouraging Haredi airline passengers to hang a new type of<em> mechitza </em>– a halachic barrier to separate the sexes – around the top of their airplane seats, to shield their eyes from immodest clad female neighbors and in-flight movies. [1] From what I have read in the newspapers, there is a considerable marketing campaign to encourage the Haredi community to purchase the new and improved&#8211;Traveler Mechitza.</p>
<p>The designer of this new device, says that the Velcro and nylon <em>mechitzah</em> goes around the head and is mostly in front of the passenger’s face, protruding only a little to the sides. Look out Calvin Klein, there&#8217;s a new fashion designer in town!</p>
<p>By the way, I think I just found my new Purim costume!</p>
<p>I can just see the folks of Hamastan or the Taliban saying to themselves, &#8220;Why didn&#8217;t we think of that first?&#8221; Some psychologists might refer to it as either &#8220;Haredi envy,&#8221; or &#8220;Taliban envy,&#8221; as both of these fanatical groups compete in the never-ending game of, &#8220;I Am More Frum Than You!&#8221; One friend of mine wrote, &#8220;<span id="comment-6a00d83451b71f69e20120a8ba65dd970b-content">That&#8217;s why I call them the <em>Tallitban</em>. It&#8217;s exactly the same monstrous pathology. This reminds me of a saying I once heard from  one of my favorite religious teachers, &#8220;Mystics recognize each other. Fundamentalists see only themselves and sin.&#8221; </span></p>
<p><span id="comment-6a00d83451b71f69e20120a8ba65dd970b-content">Personally, I think the Haredim are obsessed with sex, 24/7. Maybe the rest of the human race is also obsessed with sex, but the majority of our planet doesn&#8217;t seem to have a problem with at least admitting it&#8211;unlike the Haredim or the Taliban. Frankly, I am surprised the Haredim are not demanding separate planes with Haredi stewards (Oops, I almost said &#8220;stewardesses&#8217;) walking down the aisles praying.<br />
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<p>We must wonder why did it take over 2000 years for our great rabbis to come up with a new device to keep the sexes apart?</p>
<p>Most modern psychologists and therapists probably are not deeply in love with Freudian psychology, but I have a pretty healthy respect for Freud&#8217;s view of religion as an obsessional type of neurosis. Unlike Jung, Frankl, Rodgers, Fromm, and others who saw religions as serving a potentially positive function in society and in the life of the individual, Freud only concerned himself with the pathological aspects of religion that constricts rather than liberates the human spirit from its shackles.</p>
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<p>Freud wrote back in 1907 in his book, &#8220;Religion as Obsessional Neurosis&#8221; that the religious people he observed, all suffered from an overwhelming feeling of guilt:</p>
<p><em>We may say that the sufferer from compulsions and prohibitions behaves as if he were dominated by a sense of guilt, of which, however, he knows nothing so that we must call it an unconscious consciousness of guilt, in spite of the apparent contradiction in terms. This sense of guilt has its source in certain early mental events, but it is constantly being revived by renewed temptations which arise whenever there is a contemporary provocation. Moreover, it occasions a lurking sense of expectant anxiety, an expectation of misfortune, which is linked, through the idea of punishment, with the internal perception of the temptation. . .</em> [3]</p>
<p>Compulsively religious people are always afraid of losing control of their inhibitions. They fear not just the external world around them, they also fear that their internal world might implode within them.  Obsessive and compulsive behavior creates the illusion that they are in control of both their action  internal and external world.</p>
<p>I came across a citation from Victor Frankl&#8217;s &#8220;The Unheard Cry for Meaning,&#8221; where he writes about his travels through Mexico back in 1975, when he once decided to visit a Benedictine monastery. After having a discussion with the monastic  supervisor about the issues of neurosis and and how one may extricate oneself from its grip, the head of the monastery decided to let the monks undergo therapy with Frankl. Surprisingly, after Frankl finished, about 80% of the monks decided to leave the monastery!  By addressing the real underlying issues that religiously compulsive people have about themselves, they have a much greater chance of living a healthier and more honest&#8211;not to mention psychologically well-adjusted&#8211;way of life.</p>
<p>Lastly, Abraham Maslow&#8217;s insights develop Freud&#8217;s concept of religion as neurosis even further. Religion becomes neurotic whenever it frustrates our basic human needs, thus  short-circuiting the possibility of self-actualization. His exposition explains the religious and social phenomena  we are witnessing in the Haredi world with its endless penchant for obsessive-compulsive behavior&#8211;all of which is masked under the guises of Halachah:</p>
<p><em>The neurosis in which the search for safety takes its dearest form  is  in the compulsive-obsessive in Compulsive-obsessives try frantically to  order and stabilize the world so that no unmanageable, unexpected or  unfamiliar dangers will ever appear; They hedge themselves about with all sorts of ceremonials, rules and formulas so that every  possible contingency may be provided for and so that no new  contingencies may appear. </em></p>
<p><em>They are much like the brain injured cases,  described by Goldstein, who manage to maintain their equilibrium by  avoiding everything unfamiliar and strange and by ordering their  restricted world in such a neat, disciplined, orderly fashion that  everything in the world can be counted upon. They try to arrange the  world so that anything unexpected (dangers) cannot possibly occur. </em></p>
<p><em>If,  through no fault of their own, something unexpected does occur, they go  into a panic reaction as if this unexpected occurrence constituted a  grave danger. What we can see only as a none-too-strong preference in  the healthy person, <em>e. g</em>., preference for the familiar, becomes a  life-and-death, a necessity in abnormal cases.</em></p>
<p>Perhaps the Israeli government should make this Freudian approach widely available to the Haredi community by sending an army of social workers and therapists to help these people realize their human potential.</p>
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<p><strong>Notes:</strong></p>
<p><strong>[1]</strong> Jerusalem Post, Feb.19, 2010.</p>
<p><strong>[2] </strong>Abraham Maslow,  &#8220;A Theory  of Human Motivation,&#8221;  <em>Psychological Review</em>, Vol. 50, NO.  4, pp. 370-396.</p>
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<p><strong>[3] </strong>Sigmund Freud and Peter Gay, &#8220;The Freud Reader&#8221; (New York: W. W. Norton &amp; Company, 1995), 433.</p>
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